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A condition that occurs when an aroused male spoons with a female, and rather than voicing her displeasure verbally she proceeds to fart on the males engorged member as it rests between the cheeks of her ass. The Smoked Sausage usually serves as the final negative rebuttal to an unwanted sexual advance.
Ben's Smoked Sausage stands as the definitive proposition refusal. Never again will he place his engorged cock between the ass cheeks of a peacefully sleeping co-ed
by teh collective January 13, 2010
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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When a man fucks the hole people get in their throat from smoking too much.
Oh man Joe gave smoking Sally a smoked sausage yesterday!
by Jaypjayb October 08, 2008
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When one farts on his or her partner during anal intercourse.
Never eat too much chorizo. Sally ended up giving Carlos a Smoked Sausage last night when he fucked her in the ass.
by KelliCocoa December 24, 2019
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When you bone someone in their little neck smoke hole that smokers get when they smoke too much.
Gave that ho a smoked sausage last night
by superhotkarl February 09, 2018
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