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Founded by the great Smo. It is when you titty-fuck a girl so hard that her chest bruises very badly and is unable to titty fuck again until the bruises heal.
Girl: omg look at my chest its all bruised!
Other girl: What happened?!
Girl: I got a smojob and I regret it!
by Smojobbb October 27, 2010
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Named after Smo-----------------------When too girls suck a guys dick at the same time but rather than taking in it in the back of their throat they both suck on the sides of it at once. So they pleasure you and you watch them make out from either side of your dick
Damn those girls gave me the best smojob i've ever had, They made me cum in buckets!!!!
by Stefan Smo,,,,, January 24, 2003
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