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To shove an object (often phallic) into a person's bottom in a playfully manner while they still wear pants.

No penetration is necessary. It is simply a friendly assault on a friend's bottom.

Also exclaim "Smoid!" while performing this action.
Darren was bending over tying his shoes so I yelled 'SMOID!' and shoved a cucumber in his ass. He wasn't too pleased...
by Roger_Rammjet March 10, 2011
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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