Girl: Wow look at that really hot guy!!! Friend: Yea I would hit if he didn't have a smock.
The real reason me and my boyfriend broke up is because he couldnt hit the g-spot with his smock.
Get that microscopic smock away from me.
The real reason me and my boyfriend broke up is because he couldnt hit the g-spot with his smock.
Get that microscopic smock away from me.
by Rock LCR 904 October 01, 2013
smock-ing, smock-ed
1. v. The act of ejaculating
2. v. Furiously dry-humping an unexpected or unwilling individual. See smock-time
3. v. Two European men kissing each other on the cheek in greeting
1. v. The act of ejaculating
2. v. Furiously dry-humping an unexpected or unwilling individual. See smock-time
3. v. Two European men kissing each other on the cheek in greeting
1. "I smocked your sister in the face." or "When i saw your mom i smocked myself."
2. "I just got smocked." or "I smocked you so hard you cried."
3. "European guys look gay when they smock."
2. "I just got smocked." or "I smocked you so hard you cried."
3. "European guys look gay when they smock."
by troxnor September 11, 2009
by KnivesAreQuiet March 02, 2020
Someone who tries to use a word as an insult but has no idea what the word actually means to begin with. Kinda like using the wrong emoji in a twitch chat or Discord because they're just that stupid to not know when to use it. Can most be described as wearing an art-smock because you take it off after you're done, just like you stop being an idiot when the topic changes.
For example, boomer noob pepega
For example, boomer noob pepega
by Words That I Use November 20, 2019
Smock: another word for smoke, or cigg. Most often used when in the vacinity of other smokers, or smockers.
by dylan November 02, 2004
#SMOCK
Simple Moments of Contagious Kindness. It's like a random act of kindness that's contagious. So when you do something nice for someone, they do something nice for someone else.
Simple Moments of Contagious Kindness. It's like a random act of kindness that's contagious. So when you do something nice for someone, they do something nice for someone else.
by lolatheshowgirl2 September 16, 2014
A generally degrading term used to describe when a person has made prearranged plans with someone and then fails to arrive for them.
by Miskatonix January 23, 2017