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Girl: Wow look at that really hot guy!!! Friend: Yea I would hit if he didn't have a smock.
The real reason me and my boyfriend broke up is because he couldnt hit the g-spot with his smock.
Get that microscopic smock away from me.
The real reason me and my boyfriend broke up is because he couldnt hit the g-spot with his smock.
Get that microscopic smock away from me.
by Rock LCR 904 October 01, 2013
Jun 4 Word of the Day
The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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A badge of shame worn by the low-paid, low-skilled workers at retail stores like Wal-Mart, Sam's Club and Home Depot. The smocks worn by employees of these stores are usually covered in advertising. They are also usually filthy. Source of the term smock job.
If you need to find a salesperson at Wal-Mart, just look for a nasty, big-assed white trash woman in stretch pants and a dirty smock. When you speak to her, you can put money on it that she will call you "hon."
by Led Zeppole March 18, 2004
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smock-ing, smock-ed
1. v. The act of ejaculating
2. v. Furiously dry-humping an unexpected or unwilling individual. See smock-time
3. v. Two European men kissing each other on the cheek in greeting
1. v. The act of ejaculating
2. v. Furiously dry-humping an unexpected or unwilling individual. See smock-time
3. v. Two European men kissing each other on the cheek in greeting
1. "I smocked your sister in the face." or "When i saw your mom i smocked myself."
2. "I just got smocked." or "I smocked you so hard you cried."
3. "European guys look gay when they smock."
2. "I just got smocked." or "I smocked you so hard you cried."
3. "European guys look gay when they smock."
by troxnor September 11, 2009
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A excessively large shirt. If someone is seen to be wearing a smock, it is necessary to yell out 'smock' to inform them if they are unaware of the fashion crime they are committing.
by Cheech1990 May 29, 2007