SMO = Sort me out

Smo is an acronym for "sort me out". Its used to state that you want something that another person has. IT could be anything ranging from ice cream to winning the lottery. its simply a desire to own what another person possesses.

Slightly-Morbid-Observation. Used in place of lol (laugh-out-loud), when some form of humour is intended, but laughter would obviously be inappropriate.

adj:: so straight that the word straight is too unstraight to describe it.

Antonym:: unsmo

acronym: suck me off.

common uses: retorts, commands for hoochies, and playful banter.

Nobody actually knows what the hell this means, but we think it's the act of being mean. Contrary to popular belief, smo is NOT the act of being mean, nor it is "suck my ovaries" or whatever definitions there are.
Smo is just..smo.
Can be used as an adjective, noun, and a verb. All at the same time. That's right.

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The art and science of maximizing content on task-appropriate Social Media outlets. Generally in support of a Reputation Management campaign.

Created when i was pissed and arsed moving.