A prepubescent boy who uses depreciating comedy and his rare but relatable sense of humor to make up for the fact that he has a teeny weeny, but a humungo bunghole.
Josh: Where's Micah Smithers?
Hall Monitor Helen: He's probably out there right now getting his hole stretched to the size of a shower drain!
Josh: Without me?
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A lonely male that has no other objective except to play geometry dash. He also will not eat any kind of meal at any time because it gets in the way of him playing his game.You will probably find him alone in his room looking at manga or playing geometry dash.
Dude did you see Gavin Smither all he doe is play geometry dash
Why is Gavin Smither all alone
by DJV119 November 02, 2017
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1. Both partners are in a handstand position locking legs and thrusting into eachother.
2. Masterbating and/or being sexually aroused by a photograph or video of the Simpson's character Mr. Smithers.
My girlfriend and I LOVE The Waylon Smithers!

I keep a poster of Waylon Smithers above my bed along with some lotion and kleenex on my nightstand!
by Carlbergie January 02, 2009
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To insert your member into an anus in an effort to completely cover it in faeces, to then rub said faeces on your own stomach or that of your partner.
"Dom gave himself one hell of a Dirty Smithers."
by Gary Beard February 14, 2012
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When you suck up to the group that is mistreating your own group by making fun of your group.
That nerd was totally smithering to the jocks by making fun of Star Trek.

Gay pundit Milo Yiannopoulos gained notoriety by smithering to the right wing media about feminists, even though they were also anti-gay.
by spackle2020 August 19, 2020
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a badass highschool gang, with a redneck and two badasses...oh and a simp, and fuck love is their motto...meanwhile they kick fuck boys and fuck up haters as they walk.
hey look its The Militias of Smithers.
fuck you rebecca,
by Captain_Woods March 12, 2021
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