Urban Dictionary: Smitee

Smitee

A smitee is one who is struck or smitten.

To smite the wicked is great fun, so let's get a smitee.

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Smite

the use of god-like force in a way that cleaves,crushes or shatters said object or person.

im going to smite you, i'll smite you in your sleep.

by twisted mitch November 02, 2005

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Smite

(Verb)

To hit something so GODDAMN HARD, it turns into a fuckin’ smear.

From Old English word, “smitan” meaning, “to smear, blemish.”

Example 1:
Paladin: Forsooth! I vow to smite the evil blackguard!

Translation:
Paladin: Fer real! Word~ Imma smack dat mothafucka so hard he’d be nuthin’ but stains!

Example 2:
Thor: Lo! I shalt smite thee with Mjolnir!

Translation:
Thor: Yo! Imma paste ya with da Crusher!

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smite

A term used when murder is just not enough.

Get away from me or I will smite you.

by TrixRabbit March 12, 2006

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Smite

Old english term.
To hit someone, usually to kill them.

The knight will smite down any who oppose him.

by Fuzzy Animator March 21, 2003

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