Urban Dictionary: Smite

the use of god-like force in a way that cleaves,crushes or shatters said object or person.

im going to smite you, i'll smite you in your sleep.

by twisted mitch November 02, 2005

(Verb)

To hit something so GODDAMN HARD, it turns into a fuckin’ smear.

From Old English word, “smitan” meaning, “to smear, blemish.”

Example 1:
Paladin: Forsooth! I vow to smite the evil blackguard!

Translation:
Paladin: Fer real! Word~ Imma smack dat mothafucka so hard he’d be nuthin’ but stains!

Example 2:
Thor: Lo! I shalt smite thee with Mjolnir!

Translation:
Thor: Yo! Imma paste ya with da Crusher!

by Sir Erik Silverarms of Arelith July 19, 2018

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Smite

Old english term.
To hit someone, usually to kill them.

The knight will smite down any who oppose him.

by Fuzzy Animator March 21, 2003

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Smite

A beautiful way to destroy someone.

I just smote that fucking bastard after he grabbed me arse!

by Davezor October 21, 2003

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