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n : a tiny or scarcely detectable amount syn: smidge, shred, scintilla, whit, iota, tittle, smidgen, smidgeon, smidgin
"Would you like cheese on that?"
"Yes please, but just a smitch."
by Bownsaw April 24, 2003
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(n) A small amount or portion, just a little bit.
Nudge it over a smitch so it lines up.

Add a pinch of salt and a smitch of sugar.
by GrandmaSue98010 August 14, 2014
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Social Media Bitch. Not responding timely or appropriately to social media posts.
OMG she is such a smitch. Wouldnt respond to my facebook post but liked my boyfriend's status.

My bestie said she was working late but then tweeted about her fab cocktail at the new trendy bar.
by Stuffed Pepper February 21, 2013
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A small amount of ejaculate (human, male sperm), that is lost on one's person. As such was the case in the comedic film "There's Something About Mary", when the Ben Stiller character has just masterbated and left SMITCH on his earlobe.
As such was the case in the comedic film "There's Something About Mary", when the Ben Stiller character has just masterbated and left SMITCH on his earlobe.
by binkydyr May 02, 2009
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3ft venezualan.
by Anonymous August 31, 2003
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