by Original-Goose October 08, 2019
OMG she is such a smitch. Wouldnt respond to my facebook post but liked my boyfriend's status.
My bestie said she was working late but then tweeted about her fab cocktail at the new trendy bar.
My bestie said she was working late but then tweeted about her fab cocktail at the new trendy bar.
by Stuffed Pepper February 21, 2013
n : a tiny or scarcely detectable amount syn: smidge, shred, scintilla, whit, iota, tittle, smidgen, smidgeon, smidgin
by Bownsaw April 24, 2003
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by Jdup93 December 14, 2010
A small amount of ejaculate (human, male sperm), that is lost on one's person. As such was the case in the comedic film "There's Something About Mary", when the Ben Stiller character has just masterbated and left SMITCH on his earlobe.
As such was the case in the comedic film "There's Something About Mary", when the Ben Stiller character has just masterbated and left SMITCH on his earlobe.
by binkydyr May 02, 2009
A word game played between bored friends where one person puts together a random string of letters into a pronounceable, but non-English word, and the other person has to explain what incident created that sound effect. The more hilarious the better.
John: Let's play Smitch.
Jared: Okay. I'll start... "Fliff!"
John: A mosquito flying into a candle flame.
Jared: Good one.
John: "Kloink!"
Jared: Someone flings a quarter at a veterans parade and it bounces off an old dude's helmet.
John: Ha ha ha! Yeah... "Kloink!"
Jared: Okay. I'll start... "Fliff!"
John: A mosquito flying into a candle flame.
Jared: Good one.
John: "Kloink!"
Jared: Someone flings a quarter at a veterans parade and it bounces off an old dude's helmet.
John: Ha ha ha! Yeah... "Kloink!"
by kevnar October 24, 2008