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A group of co-workers that waste a great deal of time outside smoking. If one member of the group needs a smoke then all must join in the activity so they don’t feel left out. These people are often lazy, worthless and are around only to keep a seat warm. e.g. Smoking bitches
Craig – Where did Jeremy go?
Shane – Motherfucker is out smoking with all his Smitches again.
Craig – That son of a bitch tossed one of his butts in my trash can, lets go beat the shit out of the Smitches.
Shane – Motherfucker is out smoking with all his Smitches again.
Craig – That son of a bitch tossed one of his butts in my trash can, lets go beat the shit out of the Smitches.
by tpwhite49 November 28, 2011
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The librarian will not allow candles in the library as the smitch might set off the smoke detectors.
by librariansfriend November 03, 2008
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Smitch; Noun: To be in the state of smitch. Similar to relaxed, being loose, or having a fun state of mind. A term originating in the SF Bay Area. As a side note: "Yee!"
"Smitchin":
Person 1: Hey, what's good mayne?
Person 2: Oh you already know, I stay smitchin'.
"Smitchery":
Person 1: Dude, what are you doing! Stop fooling around!
Person 2: You mean stop my smitchery!
Person 3: Yeah knock off that smitchery!
Person 1: Hey, what's good mayne?
Person 2: Oh you already know, I stay smitchin'.
"Smitchery":
Person 1: Dude, what are you doing! Stop fooling around!
Person 2: You mean stop my smitchery!
Person 3: Yeah knock off that smitchery!
by Mikezilla2008 March 04, 2009
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a term of endearment. Originally from the new york slang meaning ladies' genital area, now (rhyming with bitch), it is a term of endearment for one's own 'bitch'
Hey there smitch/smitchbag/smitchface, how are you?
by andy miller April 18, 2004