Urban Dictionary: Smirf

When a male uses his penial organ to brutally slap some bitch in the face.

"Take that you dirty slut! I just smirfed you and your sister in the eye!"

by Marshi January 21, 2004

by paigezz December 12, 2006

John: "That dude in math got a F on a open book test."
Kyle: "What a Smirf"

by aemsaxon December 14, 2009

type of facial expression that is made while peeing

I was smirfing the entire time!

by JungleWalkin' December 09, 2010

(Language: Canadian) Single Mom I'd Rail For Sure

"She is a SMIRF" or "hey, check out that SMIRF".

by Ragnar Danneskjöld October 18, 2008

when a girl has sex with a guy that has a small penis.

GIRL: I'm a virgen and I'm scared to pop my cherry so I'm going to have smirf sex.

MAN: You found the right guy.

by maria garnica February 01, 2011

When you masturbate while having blue balls to try to take away the pain.

Dude, last night she totally gave me blue balls so I went home and tried to choke a smirf

by Cody Currin July 13, 2008