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A combination of a sumf and a miget or a small miget
Also a short person who acts like a douche-bag
"dude like at that Smiget he must be four inches tall!!!"
by Alastair Richards November 06, 2007
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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(Also spelled "Smigit") Derogatory word for a person of middle-class and white in appearance, typically male. Suggests that that person is bound to head nowhere in life. Someone who is content with mediocrity.
Don't listen to that smiget, he hasn't done any of that stuff
by A. Wells October 25, 2010
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the little pepole or young pepole that are anoying and have nothing to do but anoy you

pleral: smigets or smigi
josh:
hay bob hay bob hay bob

bob:
that josh is such a smiget i gut whont to get ride of her
by amora September 23, 2009
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