A friendly, easy going chap. Often says silly or inappropriate stuff, but they end up being the funniest comments ever! Reasonably good looking with a great mustache.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

(noun)
1. A unit of measure equal to approximately 100 lbs

Or

2. A unit of measure equal to approximately a 5:00 mile