Is a man who is never caught lacking under no circumstance. Many have claim to see him lacking but all reports have been proven false. The type of guy you want to become friends with because of how nice and funny he is. A guy you can really depend on. But be careful because he is an avid preacher of Clash of Clans.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

1. A personal sketch made for a friend for fun and may not be very good.
2. A trading card sketch, made by an artist for a series, such as the Garbage Pail Kids, that is stolen from a store display.

1. A personal sketch made for fun and may not be very good.

2. A trading card sketch, made by an artist for a series, such as the Garbage Pail Kids, that is probably stolen from a store display.

The feeling you get when your stomach sinks to your arse hole about some vitally important thing you were supposed to do.

Equally you may also experience a smetch when a larger, harder man approaches you for a fight and your arsehole expands in fear.

the biggest clown known to mankind. can often, if not always, be caught lacking. also known as the Mayor of Clown Town, thinks being an 04 kid is a good thing.

weaknesses : vegetables , combing his hair