Is a man who is never caught lacking under no circumstance. Many have claim to see him lacking but all reports have been proven false. The type of guy you want to become friends with because of how nice and funny he is. A guy you can really depend on. But be careful because he is an avid preacher of Clash of Clans.
Bro is it me or is Smetch never lacking
Bro is it me or Smetch never stops playing clash of clans
Bro I need to get like Smetch my girl caught me lacking as I was cheating on her only if I was like smetch she would have never found out
by All Knowing Alien August 28, 2020
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1. A personal sketch made for a friend for fun and may not be very good.
2. A trading card sketch, made by an artist for a series, such as the Garbage Pail Kids, that is stolen from a store display.
1. I want some smetches, lol, they are so bad ass.
2. I am gonna try to draw for my friend a smetch.
by dodgerbaby February 09, 2014
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1. A personal sketch made for fun and may not be very good.

2. A trading card sketch, made by an artist for a series, such as the Garbage Pail Kids, that is probably stolen from a store display.
1. I want some smetches, lol, they are so bad ass.

2. I busted open a case of GPK and all I got was a crappy smetch.
3. I am gonna try to draw a smetch for my buddy.
by dodgerbaby February 09, 2014
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The feeling you get when your stomach sinks to your arse hole about some vitally important thing you were supposed to do.

Equally you may also experience a smetch when a larger, harder man approaches you for a fight and your arsehole expands in fear.
"Dude i was driving in my car and i hit an old woman last night"

"NO way dude"

'Yeh! i was smetch as fuck!'
by MaximusS01 December 01, 2011
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the biggest clown known to mankind. can often, if not always, be caught lacking. also known as the Mayor of Clown Town, thinks being an 04 kid is a good thing.

weaknesses : vegetables , combing his hair
ayo was that Smetch I saw?

of course it was! Didn't you hear the clown music when he came in?
by coolkidlevel1 August 28, 2020
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