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Afrikaans (one of South Africa's 11 official languages), for greasy. When someone's behavior, or the way they look or anything about someone, or a place or basically just anything is just at a lower level than what is socially acceptable.
E.g. 1."Oh my word! Did you see the way she dressed to the club?!"
"Yes she looked so smet!"
E.g. 2. "Yo! Let's hang out at the bridge!"
"Oh hell no! That place is smet!!"
"Yes she looked so smet!"
E.g. 2. "Yo! Let's hang out at the bridge!"
"Oh hell no! That place is smet!!"
by Pinktide February 01, 2017
Aug 8 Word of the Day
Pata Sucia: Spanglish; Direct translation- dirty foot; used in reference to men and women who remove their shoes in public and then proceed to walk barefooted wherever they may be; mainly found at night clubs or after being at a night club.
LADIES, YOUR STILETTOS MAY BE PAINFUL, BUT THAT IS THE CHALLENGE YOU ACCEPTED WHEN YOU PUT THEM ON. BEAUTY=PAIN
LADIES, YOUR STILETTOS MAY BE PAINFUL, BUT THAT IS THE CHALLENGE YOU ACCEPTED WHEN YOU PUT THEM ON. BEAUTY=PAIN
by luvmyreddog June 22, 2014
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the South African Cape Coloured slang for someone who looks like a Dirty whore.
usually used to describe Females, but it is not hard to Find Smet Males.
can also be used to describe an action, or object in which case it has the same meaning as vuil
usually used to describe Females, but it is not hard to Find Smet Males.
can also be used to describe an action, or object in which case it has the same meaning as vuil
Guy: hey, look my girlfriend
Girl: *gasp* ohmygod she looks so Smet
Guy: wut
Girl: no. you can't show me pictures of your Smet Girlfriend when I'm sitting here.
Guy: I... uh...
Girl: look at her! She Looks like she comes from a synagogue of Smet
Guy 1 drops Water on Guy 2's pants
Guy 1: looks like you gotta change brah.
Guy 2: that's a Smet joke you nai.
Girl: *gasp* ohmygod she looks so Smet
Guy: wut
Girl: no. you can't show me pictures of your Smet Girlfriend when I'm sitting here.
Guy: I... uh...
Girl: look at her! She Looks like she comes from a synagogue of Smet
Guy 1 drops Water on Guy 2's pants
Guy 1: looks like you gotta change brah.
Guy 2: that's a Smet joke you nai.
by Smetnai July 24, 2016
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Same Move Every Time
A victory in a video game due to a boring opponent using the same winning combo every fucking time.
Smet.
A victory in a video game due to a boring opponent using the same winning combo every fucking time.
Smet.
K-Man: ha ha, look another perfect defeat by Sophita.
me: looked more like Smet to me.
K-man: you're probably right col.
me: looked more like Smet to me.
K-man: you're probably right col.
by colskee February 06, 2004
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I was going round the supermarket last summer, shopping, when I smet this horrendous guy who's calves were the size of my waist! I had to re-plan my route around the shop so as to minimise the odours..... but even then I kept getting an unwelcome whiff and on one occasion looked up to see him coming towards me, very slowly, at a distance. I didn't want to get too close!
by Krisdestard December 05, 2016
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A small insignificant person who’s soul purpose in life is self gratification at the expense of others. Can also be equated to a wet piece of shit stuck to one’s ass hair. When used to describe a person, an utterly useless individual, a mistake in birth, a random event of a wolf fucking a frog. When used as a verb, describes an instance in which a simple task is fucked up beyond all recognition or FUBAR.
Nick’s been pissing me off lately; he’s acting like a fucking Smets.
“Fuck, I just pulled a fucking Smets.”
“Fuck, I just pulled a fucking Smets.”
by Walter Smithson December 03, 2007