At last year's MENSA convention, there was way too much smerfing.

I pulled out and smerfed her at the last sec, did ya know jizz can give you pinkeye?

Did you just smerf me?

"Dude, I went to this girls house and when I walked in her room she had at least 90 used condoms hanging on the wall, I asked her what they were for and she said they were all the guys who had dicks 5 inches or bigger.............whatta smerf"

The smerfs are blue, no they are green adjust your TV. those damn color changing communist!

Those smerfs just stole my cigarrettes.

man 1: some girl was ripping on my friend real bad so i smerfed her during a one night stand. damn was she pissed when she found out. lol