Urban Dictionary: Smerd

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A colloquialism used in online games to describe someone as being a smarmy nerd.

That human rogue who has been ganking around here is a real smerd.

by Nick Clark May 28, 2007

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A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.

"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."

by Skeletalchemy June 15, 2021

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a combination of a smart kid and a nerd.

smerds like to pick their nose while reciting the periodic table of the elements.

by Willisdukeweatherford November 08, 2006

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Sporty Muscly Nerd.

Uber Smart but absolutly hot, sporty and muscly.

Bitch: Yeah Andys hot buh i dun date nerds!

Me: Nuh Uh! He Is a smerd not a nerd.

*slaps bitch*

by Uber Awesomeness November 27, 2007

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A herd of turtles

Look at that smerd moving slowly

by Beccaj February 19, 2018

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