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A semen flavoured savoury delight from my basement
Hey dude, toss me...over one of those smegmuffins
by Fyfe August 30, 2003
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A catch all word to describe anything that is basic, uncool or untrendy. According to The New York Times, "cheugy (pronounced chew-gee) can be used, broadly, to describe someone who is out of date or trying too hard."

Things that are cheugy:

The New York Times
PT Cruisers
Goldendoodles

Australians

Addison Rae
White people
Billionaires

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by Callmemaybe69 May 04, 2021
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a muffin made of seminal fluids. optional flavouring. expensive culinary delight in wales.
why-aye Rhys me old smegger. chuck us one of yo'r smegmuffins before i go shag a sheep
by Kris September 01, 2003
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