That guy that never washes his dick and always stinks up the room when his pants are off.
Person 1: What is that smell???
Person 2: Oh, it's just smegma smith taking a schwack.
by FootyStar123 March 13, 2016
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Dead Man’s Smegma is a game of pure unfiltered wit and strength

To achieve this game’s true potential, 5 or more participants are ideal and every participant must agree to do absolutely anything the game throws at them

Each participant must put the most cruel dare or task they can think of into a hat, and each participant takes one from the hat

your reward for performing the dare is in turn watching 5+ others perform theirs, each as cruel as the next, each as cruel as your own

you must take responsibility for any consequences that come from Dead Man’s Smegma and must never blame the game itself
Nah bro, last time I played Dead Man’s Smegma I had to eat my own pubes
by Kermit the Fag September 29, 2018
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We do not know the definition of "Smegma", so we ask Deckan every time we see/talk to him. Every time you come in contact with him you must ask him what it is, as he is the only one that knows what it is.
Hey Deckan, what's Smegma? What's Deckan's Smegma?
by runningtreez October 04, 2021
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