Anyone who epitomizes the human form of smegma.
Holy fuck, Stiles looks like a total smeggy mageggy talking to that chick at the bar.
by Tekesky February 21, 2008
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Forget to clean your weapon and your girl gets down on her knees... She will most likely experience smeggy lips. A light coating of the yellow substance commonly known as Smeg on the upper and lower lips.
Singular: Smeg
"Hey look shes got smeggy lips from that guy!"
"I don't like that guy, probably gives his girl smeggy lips."
"Did you hear, Jason gave Mollie smeggy lips! Thats why you always wash it"
by imProsper May 06, 2014
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When you are your slimes (Friends) Get there cocks out and start having a snowball fight but with the left over smegma you have collected over the years
Oh brother want to join the Smeggie Smackdown
by NaterHiggers323 October 03, 2020
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Suffering from smegma, smeggy children is where the minor lumps begin to look like baby heads. To make it seem like children, the pubes get stuck in the smegma.
Bout to shag some lass last night but she got scared after seeing my smeggy children
by AlbanianSugarDaddy February 22, 2018
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When a man puts his unwashed penis through the stretched out earlobe of another person
by Intigo_montaya October 07, 2021
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Lee: "Dan Dan! I also have a smeggy penis"
Dan:"A smeggy penis?"
Lee:"yeah"
Dan:"Wait if you get some bread you could make a sandwich!"
by stuart the supa cool September 07, 2018
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