by david sharp March 04, 2005
noun 1. A dishonest person, scumbag; 2. Any unpleasant person; 3. A physically dirty person. Smegs are invariably male.
From smegma, the white, foul-smelling accumulation of congealed body fluids and oil that gathers around the corona of an unwashed penis.
From smegma, the white, foul-smelling accumulation of congealed body fluids and oil that gathers around the corona of an unwashed penis.
"That smeg roommate of mine ripped off my half of the rent money to buy rocks."
The word precedes "Red Dwarf" by many years, and often appeared in alternative papers in Texas in the 1980's.
The word precedes "Red Dwarf" by many years, and often appeared in alternative papers in Texas in the 1980's.
by T.E. Bell May 25, 2005
by Pie Eater April 19, 2004
To slap ones male genitles around the facial features of some unexpecting female.
This can take place whilst oral pleasure being given and the penis being removed and smegging taking place.
This can take place whilst oral pleasure being given and the penis being removed and smegging taking place.
X was givin Y oral pleasure.
Y removes penis from the X's mouth.
Y then slaps X around the face with the penis.
This is the art known as Smegging
Y removes penis from the X's mouth.
Y then slaps X around the face with the penis.
This is the art known as Smegging
by Smegman July 29, 2006
A dank white substance seen on both male and female genitalia. Smells excruciatingly bad, and is often used as another word for cocksniff.
by danksmegs101 September 04, 2013