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the annoying douchey fag of the group. this man usually has no direction in life. quits every job he gets, does copious amounts of drugs and has a high pitched annoying squeaky voice. A smeeze can usually drive a person insane with his annoying smeezed out attitude. A smeeze is also a thief and can steal his friends drugs from time to time. A smeeze is known to be the douchebag of the town that everybody is sick of and will never leave because he gets too homesick. Nobody likes a smeeze.
Things got very lame once the smeeze arrived
by daveydoff February 27, 2011
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combination of sleeze and smut. talking about an extremely dirty bitchhh.
That smeeze is so dirty that i made sure my boy wouldn't touch that nookie.
by hehhh July 13, 2006
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dirty ass slut; hoe, bitch
That smeeze has a fat ass.
Shut up you smeeze ass hoe.
by Doug E Fresh November 29, 2004
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To accidentally laugh, cough, or simply exhale while smoking out of a pipe, causing weed to fly out.
Don't say that joke while Jerry is hitting it, or he will smeeze.

Dude you smeezed!
by SirSmursALot January 16, 2009
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possibly the dirtiest word in the world. Smeeze is a form of dirty slut. It can also be used to describe a person who is a bitch, fag, pussy, or a person of questionable character. This person most likely has no self respect and enjoys receiving anal and oral sex. An utter embarassment.
"Have you met Patrick Fagerty?"
"Yeah, he's weird. I think he's a smeeze."
by benbell March 18, 2010
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