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Hannah was acting like a smeez last night; she was all over every guy and I think she might've fucked more than one!
by Ms. Apprentice March 03, 2008
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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A bitch who is a slut, and a sneezer, which makes her a smeezer
That bitch is a smeez.
by A-dizzle17 October 06, 2006
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to smoke marijauna generally a blunt
im feelin to smeez a bleez yadada. ( bleez=blunt )
by george tedbetter July 24, 2006
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Someone or something that is so well indowed that they have the ability to lick their own genitals.
Dude, did u hear how big kevin's genitals are? Ya, I heard they are so monsterous he can smeez those sons a bitches.
by Kevin M. Smith September 27, 2008
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(n) the sweat down by your =-o
(adj) to smell incredibly bad, almost bad enough to make one puke
(v) to smeez someone is to get your smeez on them... dont try this anywhere, cause if you do, your fucked up
That guy is a dirty smeez (n)
That fat-ass was smeezy as shit yo (adj)
Did you hear how dame smeezed vagner? the poor kid is still in the hospital. (v)
by Maako May 14, 2003
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