to batter someone to death with a rag on a stick, whilst listening to bon jovi, whilst screaming Khan
by Jack Guisrael June 02, 2007
by Abitlyon March 18, 2009
A Smeet is slang for a small penis/dick so if someone says you have a smeet it don't mean your awesome or cool they saying u have a small dick.
Girl- i'm breaking up with you
Boy- ok but you finna miss this big dick
Girl- ha NIGGA YOU GOT A SMEET
Boy-:(
Boy- ok but you finna miss this big dick
Girl- ha NIGGA YOU GOT A SMEET
Boy-:(
by Princessa RR May 21, 2018
smeet: a man with a small penis
guy: "hey are you ready to have sex"
girl: "yeah but.."
guy: "what?...is there a problem?!?
girl: "no its just so cute"
guy: "what?, what's funny?!?"
girl: "your smeet its so cute."
guy: "are you saying i have a small dick?"
girl: "....yes....I'm leaving now"
girl: "yeah but.."
guy: "what?...is there a problem?!?
girl: "no its just so cute"
guy: "what?, what's funny?!?"
girl: "your smeet its so cute."
guy: "are you saying i have a small dick?"
girl: "....yes....I'm leaving now"
by Disneybrian_Griffin March 12, 2015
by Andy Smith December 10, 2003
The migratory Arctic Smeet Frog is the only amphibian possessing a furry coat and capable of flight. Numbering in the hundreds of thousands, they are thought to have been a mainstay of the Winter diet of Native Americans who camped by the waters of the Huron. They are now a protected species, and the hunting of Smeets is strictly forbidden.
by David Dickason January 31, 2004
by Pietje1991 April 11, 2008