One who shops at the clothing store, "American Eagle." Usually seen wearing khaki cargo shorts, a two-toned shirt, and flip-flops.
"Look at that American Smeagol over there..."
by The Rabbit August 09, 2005
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The mystical art of ejaculating while one shits their pants or farts.
Andy got so excited that he smeagoled at the sight of the fireworks in Ocean City.

Kevin had just beaten Andy in a wrestling match, and he smeagoled in honor of his victory.
by Metsfan31 July 06, 2010
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(Noun) The act of digitally penetrating ones partners' anus (and/or rectum) while under the influence of alcohol and/or narcotic(s) under the pretense that it is in-fact the "partners'" vagina yielding a brown ring-like stain encompassing the radius of the offending finger.
"Dude....I totaly "finger banged" Justine last night just before I passed out!!! But when I woke up..... I HAD A FUCKING SMEAGOL!!!!!" GROSSSS!! IT STINKS LIKE YOUR MOM!!!
by Nick-o August 07, 2008
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A person whos face and/or body that resembles smeagol's out of lord of the rings. Basically an ugly skinny looking hobbit, that wants his precious one.
What the fuck did you do that for? you stupid fucking smeagol face. ugly cunt
by Begum March 16, 2005
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An expression used when a fantastic situation is at hand. It shows thankfulness, and extreme happiness.

This word should be used in excessive moderation.
Thanks for this brand new hummer Poppa Dirk! Pengers and smeagols! :)!
by satanspineclogg July 07, 2004
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when you deep throat someone until they gurgle "gollum" three times
i dirty smeagoled her mom till her throat was sore
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the equivalent of saying, "It's all good!" It is only used in the most extreme of circumstances.
"Yea, my wife just died, my sister fell down at work, my baby was just stolen, and I totally was forced to eat someones poo today but....its all pengers and smeagols! :)"
by Derk July 07, 2004
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