When on the cusp of cumming in the midst of jerking off while standing up, one enters “Smeagol Mode,” hunching over to get over that final hurdle. Although an unflattering position, it gets the job done.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.