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The term used to describe a penis after swimming in a cold pool. Named after the resemblance of Smeagol from Lord of the Rings. Also knows as Gollum Cock.
Dude, I got out of the pool and had Smeagol Dick! My precious looked like like a Hobbits thumb!
by KingerG March 23, 2017
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