Urban Dictionary: Smeagled

I had a long week, all I want is to go out and get smeagled.

Last night was fun, Debbie was so smeagled she was tripping over herself!!

by TraggikEndings March 31, 2006

Smeagled v.
To be cornered and accosted by someone bearing a remarkable resemblance to the character Smeagle in the book Lord of the Rings.

While attempting to leave the office Stacey was smeagled by her boss Maureen.

by Iam Jakerivers October 02, 2007

When you see something so incredably ugly or disturbing that your dick shrinks back into your body.

I get smeagled every time I see that nasty downsyndrome girl in the hallway.

by CodenameMuskrat November 30, 2010

to obtain something in a sneaky or underhanded manner.

Even though I wasn't invited, I smeagled my way into the party.

by Thom Thompson December 30, 2008

To not shower for days after sexual intercourse or a sporting activity and therefore lounge around in your cess pit of a body.

Dude i banged emma so hard the other night but i still haven't showered. Decided to just smeagling around for a bit.

by toon definitions November 11, 2014

The hot new way to refer to a heroin junkie that is doing something dastardly

“oh my god, that smeagle just stuffed a pack of chicken breasts down it’s pants in the middle of Walmart!!! Someone do something?!”

by Navillusnoraa November 15, 2018

wow, that chick was such a slut that she gave me a smeagle

by Brian H November 06, 2004