by DarkFlameSquirrel December 17, 2013
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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by PaulJar the Pornostar November 15, 2003
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1. n--the sulky, angry (but very impressive) dragon from Tolkein's tale, The Hobbit, whose secret weakness was a spot on his left breast unprotected by scales.
2. n, slang--someone who puts up a big front of power to conceal his/her balls.
3. v--to put up a big front of power to conceal one's balls
2. n, slang--someone who puts up a big front of power to conceal his/her balls.
3. v--to put up a big front of power to conceal one's balls
1. Smaug reared up to show his massive strength and power, but Bilbo pointed out the flaw in his armor.
2. Bush is a huge smaug; he's always trying to hide the fact that his brain is full of balls behind a bunch of pointless aggression.
3. Dude, quit smauging--it's ok that you don't always have the answer.
2. Bush is a huge smaug; he's always trying to hide the fact that his brain is full of balls behind a bunch of pointless aggression.
3. Dude, quit smauging--it's ok that you don't always have the answer.
by bodhibound November 02, 2007
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A code for when an individual wants to log into Skype, or any other video chat medium, to have virtual sex with an acquaintance.
by brownjebus December 30, 2016
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An idiot of a dragon who thought burning Laketown was a good idea. Of course he was shot down by Bard the Bowman through a gap in his scales.
by DragonMesser April 18, 2018
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Smaug is thought of as a dark word, and can refer to someone or something being dark, dirty, foggy, and in the correct context, downright a jerk. Definition not to be confused with the dragon.
by creepiuscattius March 08, 2021
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