"Dude, the girl your workin' on is hot, but her chunky friend isn't that bad."

"Yeah, she's a Smashtadon, fosho."

"Should I smash?"

"Yeah, Smashtadons are like unicorns, often talked about but seldom seen."

Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...