A guy with a massive black cock and chocolate six pack. You will get smashed to pieces by this guy and is gareenteed that you will end up on a wheelchair the next morning.
Random: Teach me how to be a smashologist

Smashologist: You just need a massive black cock like me.
by Tingling dingdong May 28, 2018
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