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I was smashing off on my way to school the other day and the cop pulled me over.
My mom caught my dad smashing me off, so she got her boyfriend to beat him up.
My mom caught my dad smashing me off, so she got her boyfriend to beat him up.
by Chiefpiss September 12, 2009
May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020