A cancerous tank in world of tanks blitz made by wargaming (cunts). This tank is just a KV-2 in a costume but more cancerous than ever.
Player1: there's only 1 enemy what's the enemy tank?
Player2: a full health smasher
Player1: I had a request kill me
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N.
1. A person who plays any of the three Super Smash Bros. games non-competitively or competitively

Sub variations: Brawler (for SSBB,) Meleer (for SSBM,and 64er (for Smash 64)

2. A member of Smash World Forums, AllisBrawl, or related smash based forums.

3. A collective term for someone who is a competitive smasher
A. The Author writing this is a smasher as he is a member of Smash World Forums
B. Hey look, that guy is playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl. That guy is a Brawler
C. Isai is a Smasher as he has won around 25,000 dolllars from playing Super Smash Bros. and SSBM
by SomeRandomSmasher January 05, 2012
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A member of a group of similar people who are increasingly moronic as time passes and insist on smashing their food to increase the density and value of taste.

Also these people frequently feign getting "smashed" at parties by having a single sip of alcohol or a pill like Tylenol. They then critique each other on their level of "drunkness" as if it matters.

Furthermore these people feign intelligence in communal areas such as classrooms or cafes by using non-existent words in order to increase their peer respect.
Example 1:
Person 1: Wow! I just got a free rice crispy treat!
Smasher: What the hell? You know nothing! You have to smash the food to make it taste better!

Example 2:
Person 1: How was your party?
Smasher: Ok. I totally wasn't faking but like Tania was like totally faking. She drank one sip of vodka. I passed out, after I hooked up with Jacov. She didn't! GOT ME?!

Person 1: Wow, you are a retard. Slut.

Example 3: (in classroom)
Instructor: Can someone find an example of a motif in Beowulf?
Smasher: Well, relating it to Vietnam, the main motif of the sword represents, like, the oppression of the POWs by henceforth increasing the said value of capitalism.
Other Smasher: Genius!
Instructor: What. The. Fuck.
by smasherobserver May 14, 2010
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A monkey that got brain damage and refuse to play Fortnite save the world with alpha chad jack and his bullbus cock, he has the lips of fishstick smells like fish dick and collects obsurd amounts of donkey cum
Smasher you ass
by Incest cody mcbride July 18, 2020
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when you poop in the shower and smash it down the drain with your foot
hey bob, I'll bet your a smasher
by mike October 13, 2003
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Collector tank in World of Tanks blitz, rarely sold in the store, it's just a KV-2 but even fuckin' better being equipped with NOT ONLY the stalinium Howitzer but also equipped with EVEN MORE thicc armor and reload that will make you unconquerable.

Good tank to SMASH the shit out of any tier 6/7 lights (as the tank name says).
=== Example #1 ===

Person 1: Yo, see the new tank in store?
Person 2: Yes, I have seen it, it's mo-fuckin' epic.
P1: And I bough-
P2: Can I try please?
P1: :thinking: (brain says: if i let him, i will lose 20k but if he wins, i will get stonks)

=== Example #2 (in battle usage) ===

Person: *Innocently drives in M41 Bulldog tank*
System: MainujeDariusa (Tank: Smasher) - Spotted
Person: Yay more EXP for spotting!!!
MainujeDariusa: *Uses only 1 shot*
Person: No worries, imma fas- *BOOM* HOLY SHIT!!!

Tank destroyed by:
MainujeDariusa (Tank: Smasher)

Person: *inhales* FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU... oh wait, russian tank, stronk tenk. Forgot that the tank was just a buffed KV-2.
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