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Equivalent to being shit-faced, but enjoying your buzz to the fullest.
I'm at this club sippin' on champagne and a vodka tonic, completely smashed like joy.
by sniki June 27, 2010
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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(n) a common phrase used by young men and women when influenced by alcohol and presented with the great effects of the depressant, the irony built in.
I was smashed like joy at the bar the other day, I don't remember what happened, but I woke up with a smile.
by sniki July 01, 2010
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