Smash Malice are the undisputed champion title holders of the Richter City Roller Derby league of Wellington New Zealand. Smash Malice is widely acknowledged as the most stylish and also the far better team within Richter City. Smash Malice are more agile, faster, sexier, have a better line of defense and better asses than their long term rivals Brutal Pageant. Smash Malice coach, Tuff Bikkies, holds the title for best ass in Richter City.

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