Urban Dictionary: Smartee

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The act of getting head/blow-job from a female that has at least a college-student intelligence.

"I got a smartee from this college chick yesterday man."
"Ohh yeah? im bout to get one to, forget studying ima get real knowledge"

by Young L.D.B March 16, 2010

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Carpe DM

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.

by LolWut098 December 30, 2020

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