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Smart pig just likes your smart phone; Smart phone is an improvement of your phone and Smart pig is an improvement of pig. It happened since the last hundreds years ago, since the criminals arrived in Australia, there were no women, so they had sex with snakes. And finally created the crafty “Smart Pigs”
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by Love smart pig September 03, 2009
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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