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An individual that uses smug and often sarcastic comments to deliver thinly veiled put downs. The person that delivers smarmy comments.
"How dare you call me smarmy?! You are the true Smarmer here!"

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"Keep your shitty comments to yourself you fucking Smarmer"

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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
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An extended, or embellished version of the word "smarm," meaning sleazy, or smugly self-satisfied.
"Oh the smarmer and the sleazebag should be friends!"
--Old Southern Folk Song
by Charliedeist September 04, 2007
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