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1. An expression of surprise, similar to "Well I'll be!"

2.What you say when you want somebody to smack your ass and call you Johnny.
1. "I just won the lottery!"
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"Well smack my ass and call me Johnny!"

2. "Smack my ass and call me Johnny"
Ok Johnny. Smacks ass.
by Reepacheep March 12, 2011
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"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"
by wasabiMP July 08, 2016
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