Urban Dictionary: Slytherin

Slytherin

The house full of punk ass kids at Hogwarts. The kids in this house are donkeys who listen to rap music. If black people went to Hogwart they would be in this house.

Yo shorty, run your wallet, your in Slytherin now bitch. I'll pop a cap in your British ass.

by Tim the Man December 16, 2004

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Wierdest of the 4 houses. Usually they are driven by malice and jealousy. They really need to stop using hairgel and should get new faces instead of their usual scowls. Enemies against Gryffindors because they can't stand our bravery and loyalty. Malfoy needs to take come chill pills and Snape needs to get a new wig (and maybe wash his old one).

Malfoy and his ugly snarl.
Crabbe and Goyle are in Slytherin...enough said.

by angel.of.light. May 31, 2009

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little pieces of crap that are all emo

Everyone:ew look at how emo he is
Everyone:I bet he's in slytherin

by RaptorXTS February 13, 2019

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A house from the movie “Harry Potter”

There is people out there that are fans of the movie “Harry Potter” that say they’re in the Slytherin house but they’re just simping for Draco Malfoy a character from Harry Potter. But that’s not the only character girls simp for.

Slytherin is not the only house. There is Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw.

person 1: “What house are you in person 2?”

person 2: “Ravenclaw.”

person 1: “Oh you’re those nerds.”

person 2: “That was rude. But what house are you in?”

person 1: “Slytherin because of Draco.”

person 2: “Sorry you’re not a real Slytherin. I like Draco and I’m in Ravenclaw. It doesn’t matter about the house person 1.”

person 1: “Whatever nerd.”