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One of the four Hogwarts Houses in J.K Rowling's award winning series, Harry Potter.
Slytherin is the best house out of the four because the students who are sorted in this house are:
A.) extremely Sexy
b.) Badass
c.) Not afriad to speak their mind
d.) Powerful
f.) Great Leaders
g.) Hot
h.) Sexy
i.) We have cookies
The students in Slytherin ARE NOT always mean, degrading, bitchy, and slutty. Although, we can be.
Students in Slytherin
-Me
-Draco Malfoy
-Severus Snape
-Tom Marvolo Riddle Voldemort
-Lucius Malfoy
-Vincent Crabbe
-Gregory Goyle
-Pansy Parkinson
And more!
Slytherin is the best house out of the four because the students who are sorted in this house are:
A.) extremely Sexy
b.) Badass
c.) Not afriad to speak their mind
d.) Powerful
f.) Great Leaders
g.) Hot
h.) Sexy
i.) We have cookies
The students in Slytherin ARE NOT always mean, degrading, bitchy, and slutty. Although, we can be.
Students in Slytherin
-Me
-Draco Malfoy
-Severus Snape
-Tom Marvolo Riddle Voldemort
-Lucius Malfoy
-Vincent Crabbe
-Gregory Goyle
-Pansy Parkinson
And more!
That boy is so fine, he must be in Slytherin.
Slytherin boys have big wands.
Slytherin is the best house.
He is stupid he must not be in Slytherin.
Harry Potter is too much of a pussy to be in Slytherin.
Slytherin boys have big wands.
Slytherin is the best house.
He is stupid he must not be in Slytherin.
Harry Potter is too much of a pussy to be in Slytherin.
by Ryleigh April 21, 2008
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Founded by Salizar Slytherin
One of the four 'houses' at Hogwarts.
Usually consists of the most ambitious and power-hungry students
Their mascot is the serpent.
One of the four 'houses' at Hogwarts.
Usually consists of the most ambitious and power-hungry students
Their mascot is the serpent.
Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."
~Taken from The Sorting Hat's New Song (OotP)
~Taken from The Sorting Hat's New Song (OotP)
by Hydeing September 03, 2004
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where the badasses of Hogwarts go. If Samuel L. Jackson went to Hogwarts he'd be in this house.
...And he'd kick the shit out of all those Gryffindor pussies too.
...And he'd kick the shit out of all those Gryffindor pussies too.
"I'm in Gryffindor"
"FUCK YOU."
"I'm in Slytherin."
"I heard Samuel Jackson was in that house."
"It's Samuel *L.* Jackson, but you can call him 'Mr.Jackson', bitch"
"FUCK YOU."
"I'm in Slytherin."
"I heard Samuel Jackson was in that house."
"It's Samuel *L.* Jackson, but you can call him 'Mr.Jackson', bitch"
by Sarah S. August 14, 2006
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jess: omg! did you see that 4th year slytherin student?
rebecca; ikr! jack smith! TOTAL CUTIE!
*girls swoon
rebecca; ikr! jack smith! TOTAL CUTIE!
*girls swoon
by ChasePlayz February 25, 2018