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(N) An expression used to describe a situation where one feels whore-like or skanky. Can replace the common expression "help" in many circumstances.
Slutmergency! I woke up to someone and I don't remember going to bed with them!

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"He's so hot, I can't help but hop on his sexy self! Slutmergency!!"
by lmaowhat November 30, 2015
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Jul 28 Word of the Day
to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.
"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow
by real_philly February 11, 2020
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