The man was debating between getting a maid, a mistress, and a butler. He decided to get all of the above, in one package. He is now the proud patron of his very own slutler.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

"you only chase dirty skanky hoes don't you slutler?"
"no... i fuck'em dry too"

Guy: why are you buying a pack of condoms? You’re single

Girl: oh I have to pay my slutler today