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1. A prescription (or parental permission) to go on contraception, popular with the AltRight

2. Diagnosis with nymphomania or a similar disorder causing extreme sluttiness

3. The point where a woman officially becomes a slut
(1)

Guy 1: "Dude, have you fucked Jane, too?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, Jane's been fucking everyone lately."
Guy 1: "She must have just gotten her slut diagnosis."

(2)

Guy 1: "Hey, is it just me or is Sue practically raping the guys at this point?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I hear the shrink just gave her a slut diagnosis."

(3)

Guy 1: "I think that once a girl's fucked 5 guys, she's got her slut diagnosis."

Guy 2: "Man, you're old-fashioned! She's got her slut diagnosis at 20."
by lolconservative August 25, 2016
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