n. A bra that is slutty. A slut bra makes your boobs larger and more voluptuous. It is a push-up, enticing, has intricate pattern, and is often animal print and involving lace and/or bows.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.