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A Slut Monkey is a very very very large whore that enjoys swingin from cock to cock to cock just like a monkey switches trees to get the ripest bananna! (sorry guys that have small dicks.. no slut monkey will want you!)
"Damn Gina, why you gotta be such a Slut Monkey. my dick is the ripest of the bunch!"
by Keebler the Cookie snatcher February 27, 2005
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to masterbate profusley without concern of of being caught
"do you remember the day out at the zoo,those monkeys havent an ounce of decency"
by zhangdan (lives) November 13, 2003
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usually female, one who has sex with every one, even monkeys.
high chance of aids, hiv, syphilis, or some primate std that has not graced our streets yet.
or a tail.
which could be awkward...
Stoner: Dude! I went to the zoo yesterday and there were like fourhundred slut monkeys! I swear i was like... what why arent you in cages?! hahhh
by eeeeeek May 06, 2008
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Chillin. Because he's a slut and smells like shit, much like a monkey.
Lego: "Chillin let's fuck. :D"
Chillin: "K cuz I'm a slut monkey. :D"
by Anonymous February 18, 2003
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usually female, one who has sex with every one, even monkeys.
high chance of aids, hiv, syphilis, or some primate std that has not graced our streets yet.
or a tail.
which could be awkward...

Stoner: Dude! I went to the zoo yesterday and there were like fourhundred slut monkeys! I swear i was like... what why arent you in cages?! hahhh
by eeeeeek May 07, 2008
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