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A slut that has been fucked so many times you can see straight through her vagina like a bagel.
The stupid slut bagel has been on that corner for 29 years.
by Mark Grimyser November 29, 2004
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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When someone graduates from being a Sex Muffin they level up and gain the rank of Slut Bagel.
Girl: "So what does this make us?"
Guy: "Well damn that blowjob was off the chain so I guess you're a Slut Bagel now"
Girl: "Fuckin sweet"
by Cadet McDaddy September 30, 2016
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A derogative for a person who throws childish insults at people on a repeated basis and feel no need to better their vocabulary.
"After continously calling his sister a turdburglar, Rec was deemed a slutbagel by the family."
by Jaida July 09, 2005
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a girl that has a lot of sex and likes bagels.
"That was really good sex. Let's go get bagels."

"Gosh, you're such a slut bagel."
by Slutbagel22 March 21, 2010
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